the shop that lets you rent happiness
“This is the one,” the universe assures me from behind the counter.
“But I thought you said the last one was the one.” I reply.
“No,” says the universe, “I sold you that one so you would know that this, this is the one.”
“Is there another one?” I ask the universe.
“I can’t tell you,” they reply. “It’d ruin the surprise.”
(via iwrotethisforyou)